Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."

Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Q: What kind of coffee were they serving when the Titanic hit an iceberg?
A: Sanka!

Q: What do Saami reindeer herders say to reindeer who complain?
A: "Venison!"

Q: What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic?
A: Lost! REALLY lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica.)

Ever wondered How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow skating today - the ice is too thin!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice!
Ice who?
Ice the guy who builds da boats, and I'ce the guy who sails 'em!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mammoth!
Mammoth who?
Mammoth is sthuck 'cause I'th been eatin' peanuth buther!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icy!
Icy who?
Icy a big polar bear up ahead!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here - let me in!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice floe!
Ice floe who?
Ice floe-ting in the cold, cold water. HELP! Pull me OUT!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Eskimo!
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions - he'll tell you no lies!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Shivery!
Shivery who?
Shivery disappeared with the Knights of the Round Table!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mandy!
Mandy who?
Mandy lifeboats - the ship has hit an iceberg!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aurora!
Aurora who?
Aurora's just come from a big polar bear!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Avery!
Avery who?
Avery time I come to your igloo we go through this!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Effie!
Effie who?
Effie'd known you were coming he`d of put the kettle on!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out in the cold while some idiot keeps asking "Who's there?"

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snowy!
Snowy who?
Snowy in the word "snow" - just an "s" and an "n" and an "o" and a "w".

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icicles!
Icicles who?
Icicles flying by the sea shore - their wings are flapping up and down!